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guyes

A large, lanky, flightless, one eyed, moderately retarded, awkward, ostrich like bird. Found in the south west portion of virginia, this bird can be quite annoying, tends to peck around in other peoples business, and can't seem to keep to himself ... or I mean itself. If this bird is seen, please shoot immediately, as it exhibits no redeeming qualities.
That Alan sure is a guyes
by mr charlie murphy July 24, 2006
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guyser

A sexual position in which a man titty fucks another man that has large enough man-boobs to allow such a vile act.
That guy is so overweight that his tits are so huge that you can give him a guyser.
by Pacos Bill April 30, 2008
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Guyser

The explosive regurgitation of semen acquired during a long bout of oral sex with multiple partners.
I was number twelve in line, so I knew I had to get off quick before she gave me the guyser.
by Ol' Derty Sanchez March 10, 2007
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guysexual

"i love you man, but not in a gay way"
"i love you too dude"
"we're guysexuals"
by deano99 June 24, 2009
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Guysexual

Lance Bass is a guysexual
by invert48 July 14, 2009
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your guises

Verbal costumes you put over the word "your" when addressing a group to make up for the English language's absence of a plural form of the word.
Juan: I no like your guises language

John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
by thegreenblazer June 10, 2011
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guysexual

The preference of openly sharing your sexuality no matter which way it goes to another man.
"Man i want to stick my cock in her mouth"
guysexual : The preference of openly sharing your sexuality no matter which way it goes to another man.
by Anonymous rapper January 19, 2017
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