can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021

fat guy in a weezer shirt

The guy who stares at you and your girlfriend through the McDonald's window with a milkshake.

Jeff told me that him and his girl were creeped out by a fat guy in a Weezer shirt!

by Brian Bell April 27, 2011

i'm a swell guy

Swell guy

Hey thanks for helping me you didn't have to get up, no worries I'm a swell guy

by My Ecstasy February 13, 2019

A guy singing in a fake English accent!

What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day

Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

guy-in-a-checked-shirt

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.

Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.

I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.

I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.

by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013

Guy in a tie syndrome

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

by Meznight July 26, 2024

All of a Sudden Guy

1. When join a trend they never would have done before

2. Jumping the bandwagon

3. To unexpectedly like something

My friend Dupree, is an all of a sudden guy, he use to say how much he hated fortnite and now, he is playing fortnite 24/7. Tell me is not an all of a sudden guy!

by Dragon eyes November 7, 2018