Mexican Gunslinger

A bar prank where someone takes 2 open Corona or Dos Equis bottles, shoves them upside-down in the pockets of an unwitting victim, and immediately assumes the stance of an Old West gunfighter in a standoff. The victim will inevitably turn around and yank the pouring bottles, like a pair of six-shooters, out the pockets of his/her now-drenched pants, at which point the prankster will then mimic triumphantly shooting the victim with their finger pistols. This works best on a timid-looking victim who probably doesn't have a large group of drunken, belligerent friends around.

Mexican Gunslinger in action:

Prankster - "Bartender, dos cervezas, por favor."

*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* <shoves in victim's pockets>

Victim - "Dude! What the fuck!?" <yanks out bottles>

Prankster - "GUNSLINGER! PEW! PEW! PEW!"

by Holysmokez October 3, 2010

Gunslinger

1. Someone proficient enough to shoot the Triple Nickel Course of Fire.
2. A Triple Nickel coin holder.

Don't Fuck with Kelly just because he has a bitch name- he is a bonafide Gunslinger.

by 555 #4 March 22, 2009

Gunslinger

A person who masturbates with their back to a mirror, then spins to surprise his reflection at the point of shooting off. This is also known as the quick draw.

Guest: What's that shit on the mirror?
Me: Oh, that's just my man froth. I'm a gunslinger.

by slickacedavis January 13, 2009

gunslinger

A gunslinger is someone who is amazing on their instrument, but not in a robotic way (like steve vai). A gunslinger has a natural affinity for their instrument and plays with lots of feeling. Most of their songs build up to ragged, improvised solos. Usually they can't read music and they're not very polished because they taught themselves. Even though they can't play the same thing twice, they stand as the kings of their instrument. They usually build their legend around live concerts. They carry a metaphorical gun, hence gunslinger.

The first gunslinger was Charlie Parker, and the quintessential/most famous gunslinger is Jimi Hendrix. The song Johnny B. goode is about a gunslinger

by penis2.0 October 17, 2008

Gunslinging

When you have a couple of chicks in front of you and they are both standing up and bending over. You are sitting down at this point with both hands fingering them (ideally two fingers, ie two gun barrels) in each pussy.

I was with this two birds the other night, I was sitting in a chair Gunslinging both of them, what a laugh!

by Goosewing555 October 15, 2012

gunslinger

Texas prison term for someone who masturbates often & usually in front of female guards.

"My new cellmate is a gunslinger. He's gonna pull it off if he doesn't slow down."

by AlstottsNo1Fan November 26, 2007

Grundling

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.

Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008