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Guntunda

Much more comprehensive than just a gunt. A Guntunda is when the gunt is not restricted to simply the front of the body, but instead wraps around the entire back and meets on the other side. Side, front AND back, the whole package of fat. It takes a special sized and shaped woman to display this, along with the proper clothing choices. A delight for gunt lovers everywhere.
Sha'niqua was so far beyond obese that her gunt turned into a guntunda.
by FlavorDave October 10, 2013
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guinto

Also known as a shrimp dick Asian. Other spelling may be ginto. Always pronounced gwin-toe
Mike guinto (ginto)(gwin-toe)
by Newb88 September 30, 2021
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Guintercourse

A Bromance where guys play their guitars at each other
Did you see how Trent had Guintercourse with Robin Finch ? It was Tre-Sensuelle
by Alysian9 September 26, 2018
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Güntuğ

It is something that it will be written for Güntuğ. It is written by Güntuğ because noone other than Güntuğ and friends of Güntuğ knows what is it?
OMG!! Have you seen Güntuğ today? He is fascinatingg!!!
by Güntuğ July 19, 2022
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Guint

A word used as an insult or to refer to one as a “sour” Vagina. Most commnly used with the word “bloody” before it.
Tyler: “ Get out of here!”
Ricky: “ Fuck off ya bloody guint!”
by Etxon June 5, 2018
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guilturbation

Short for "guilt masturbation".

A person engages in guilturbation by announcing to others how super-duper guilty they feel about something.

Guilturbation is extremely addictive, because it can lead to other people seeing yourself as "very noble". Even if the thing you feel super-duper guilty about is entirely wrong and undeserved.

Guilturbation can also be done privately, by seeing yourself as noble for experiencing lots of guilt. This is also extremely addictive, although not quite as addictive as the public guilturbation.

The best example of guilturbation is probably the popular American pastime of "white guilt" (that is to say, when a white individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him).

Then there is the popular global pastime of "male guilt", which is the global male equivalent of what white Americans do with their white guilt.

And finally, there is the global practice of many minor Christian sects, who encourage their followers to feel super-duper guilty about Jesus being crucified. And the most extreme sects, they even encourage their followers to whip themselves, and to engage in many other acts of physical self-torture.

Guilturbation exists in many different forms, and they are usually either political or religious in their nature.
Stop it with the guilturbation already, DAYUM... just try to enjoy your fucking life... and, while you're at it, try to help everyone around you enjoy their fucking lives as well. Can you do that for me? That would be awesome. Thanks.
by durpthesecond May 12, 2022
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guinta

One the sucks large testicles on a semi-regular, to regular basis. Fornication is not often seen, however fellatio is common.
John: Hey dude, have you seen Randy?

Garrett: No dude, I think he's in the room with that Guinta.

John: Damn I ber he's getting that fiya dome.

Garrett: You're goddamn right you sick son of bitch.
by BRUTUSniggaz January 30, 2014
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