Guiness Vouchers

The Irish equivalent of money. Barter in exchange for Guiness, AKA money paid at a Bar

Jim, I got my 300 Guiness Vouchers bonus last week

by davewebsmith November 2, 2010

Guiness Fart

A fart produced after the consumption of much Guiness that is so foul and lethal to the nose that the drinking of Guiness may be prohibited by friends and loved ones.

"Fucking hell Ant, even you look disgusted by that one, no more Guiness for you. Guiness fart? Did you shit yourself?"

by Ehwhy August 11, 2020

Go go Guiness

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.

Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.

by The Mads November 24, 2020

Alec Guiness

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars

"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"

by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010

call guiness

A term refering to a good thing or one of record. Refering that one might "call Guiness book of world records because its so good or shocking

Hot Girl Walks In: Yiddit "call Guiness."

by Chuck tooth September 26, 2006

Pint Of Guiness

A pint of guiness is a black man with white hair

Bar Man: What can i get you sir?
Man: A pint of guiness please
Bar Man: One moment please
(bar man brings out a black man with white hair)
Bar Man: There you go sir
Man: Thank you

by AL-en Demp-C November 14, 2010

3 Minute Guiness

Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.

Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.

by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026