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Guack

When someone is constantly nagging or yelling at you non-stop over the most little things and least worried and mattered problems in the world, yet they would constantly make a big deal out of it by nagging and yelling the living daylights out of you.
My mom is going to GUACK the hell out of me because I miss a millimeter spot on a plate when I was doing the dishes.

My wife kept guacking at me because I was half a second late home for dinner.
by Yang Out w/ my Wang Out March 17, 2008
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guck

When you do a typo. For exemple, when you want to write fuck but you do a typo and write guck. Because of this typo (that I make regularely) you call any typo a guck.
(chatting on MSN)

person 1: sorry... but i cant make it to your party

person 2: (very frustrated) what the guck!!!!!!!!

person 1: guck?????

person 2: fuck* sry bout that

person 1: dnt worry bout it bud i guck a lot 2

person 1: dont* lol
by kicknickinthenet December 20, 2007
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gleck

GLECK (guh-lek) n. A gleck is a noise that is made when the penis hits the back off the throat while giving oral pleasure to a man or anything with a large appendage
"Shove that hot rod down my throat! gleck gleck gleck gleck gleck"
by Jeanne Darlington September 11, 2005
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Guack

Lupe is guack without her make- up
by BigKali k July 23, 2010
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Anime Gneck

A mix between an anime girl, shrek and noggins gnome
Girl one: Who do you like?
Girl two: Anime Gneck of course!!
Girl one: Omg your so cool!!
by Noggins Gnome October 16, 2019
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Guck

First of all 'Guck' does not mean to "fuck your mom" or whatever they put. It means dirty ok DIRTY
Damn these shoes are guck
by Yeeeeaaaaahhhgh June 30, 2014
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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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