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Guano

literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative
Holy guano! This place smells like guano!
by Tehpola June 27, 2004
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Guano Insane

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane
by elnapalm May 2, 2022
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Guanopsychosis

My mother-in-law suffers from guanopsychosis.
by stykzorz August 25, 2013
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bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy
- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!
by el patron himself October 13, 2010
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guano

To go completely bat shit; driven to the brink of insanity.
"Man, if I have to hear Babci's story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in '43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus I'm gonna go guano"
by shannonkg June 13, 2007
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guano pills

BAT SHIT CRAZY PILLS..

Medication to keep really nutty people sane.
Dude, she forgot to take her guano pills today and has been dancing naked in the front yard.
by geekmetal November 25, 2012
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Guano Apes

Guano Apes is the greatest band name ever and one of the greatest bands
by C.R.A.B.E. June 21, 2008
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