Guacamole

Green slimy substance

Holy guacamole

by Sara hjdksidjshs March 05, 2018

Guacamole

To get head between 11:00 pm and 3:00 am

Sean: Where are you going?
Owen: Oh just going to get some guacamole
Sean:Ok

by Ho Li Fuk July 22, 2018

Guacamole

used to describe mold or fungus down under

"I was gonna go down on him but he's got guacamole in his drawers"

by jai November 09, 2003

Guacamole

When your gf farts on your dick

last night my girlfriend guacamoled

by asapsketch February 06, 2019

Guacamole

A nickname for Mexican workers in the US. (Landscapers, painters, etc.)

I just saw 10 guacamoles in that van.

by Stevesmojo November 19, 2004

Guacamole Hotdog

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

by Rhyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 01, 2009

holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 18, 2013