Gru

the sexiest man alive at approximately 14 feet tall, you already know he's packing the schmeat

if you run into Gru, make sure to hide yo girl, or else he's wiping it out on site

guy 1: "yo is that Gru??"
guy 2: "yeah , i hear hes approximately 14 feet tall and packing schmeat"

by TheRealestGru July 1, 2022

Gruing

Shoving a large vinyl figure of a minion from the Despicable me franchise, up your significant other's vaginal or anal cavity with brutal force.

With consent of course.

"Oh what happened to Steve? Haven't seen him in a while."
"Yea they've been gruing a lot with his girlfriend lately."
"oh..."

by LeDarkYellow January 19, 2021

Gru

A god that can only be contested by Biggie Cheese

Holy shit, it’s fuckin Gru

by Booty tickling bandit June 17, 2020

Grued

Where you think you won but then lose in a crazy super unexpected way.

OHH MY GOD. You almost won but you got grued by me.

by ROBERTSHMUGGS May 8, 2021

Gru Pass

Superior to the they don’t fall pass. Gru Pass can counter any attack as well as extra terrestrial attacks. Gru is said by scientists to be the most powerful thing in the universe. The Gru Pass has an automated reverse feature that lets the Gru Pass reverse any negative comments. The Gru Pass is not visible, due to its powerful like feature, therefore the Gru Pass is always with you.

They don’t fall pass members- Hey dude, your trash at basketball.

Gru Pass members- I have the Gru Pass anything you say or do is automatically reversed on to you so nah bitch your trash at basketball.

by Gobb1 June 19, 2019

The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods

Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult

by Gru June 19, 2019

Magma gru

Do you not speak of him the more you know the more powerful he get… so The less you know the better

Magma Gru the less you know the better

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022