Gretzing

The act of immediately criticizing someone's work regardless of quality or craftsmanship.

I baked a casserole the other night but my wife was gretzing the fuck out of it.

by BlumFreehauf...Ski June 15, 2017

chocolate gretzky

when you are having anal sex with a woman and you pull out and quickly insert the butt end of your hockey stick into her ass in place of your penis.

(only a real hockey player can pull off this maneuver)

Last night I gave Steph the chocolate gretzky. It was amazing.

by Dale P. Johnson March 23, 2008

Gretzky

1. Really Good Hockey Player
2. slang, Refers to mentally retarded person, similar to a person shown in a commercial with Wayne Gretzky years ago saying "gretzky!"

Dude, I got stuck sitting next to a gretzky on the bus. He was fucking drooling!

by Bob Boukie January 31, 2005

Wayne Gretzky

Based on the famous you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't make

When you go up to an extremely beautiful women out of your league and blatantly ask for sex.

ex 1:

Jim: Hey man did you hear Matt Wayne Gretzkyed that chick and it worked

Bill: No way

ex 2:

Matt : Yo Biatch give me that pussy

Laura: Okay

by GoodGuyForeverXX September 4, 2012

gretzky

In ontario, canada its a nickname for a coffee served at Tim Horton's that has 9 creams and 9 Sugars.

"Ill have a gretzky and a donut and a dialysis machine please"

by BradPittlike January 19, 2007

gretzkey

while performing sexual intercourse on a woman yell "POWER PLAY" and all of your buddies run out of closets and doors in hockey uniforms and helmets and beat the woman with hockey sticks.

"Dude you me and tim should def gretzkey pauls girlfriend"

by poopin August 16, 2006

gretzky

Easily the greatest hockey player of all time. Also the first thing that comes to mind when you hear #99, regardless of the situation. Can also be used to describe a hockey play that was set up from behind the net, since Gretzky's office was behind the cage.

Did you see that guy Gretzky it from behind the net on sportscenter?

by Justin A. V. April 8, 2008