You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

by eltonjolt May 22, 2006

Status Grenade

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.

S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

ass grenade

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!

1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?

by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

jump on the grenade

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.

Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

by spitfire May 9, 2004

Grenal

Grenal (ɡrā-nel) originally based on a misspelling of "general" is the act of by an individual or group of individuals getting into an argument or shit posting on a forum or text-based communication like discord that leads to the derailment and off-topic arguments in the chat for an extended period of time.

noun
Jesus christ this chat is fucked. This is a total grenal moment.

verb
Hey, look at this. I'm going to totally grenal this history chat.

by Ryanlt December 15, 2021