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Dario Greggio

A: Do you pray Dario Greggio?
B: Yes, who doesn't?

Gregging 

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
Gregging by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009
n. dragon word for human; also called two-leggers, georges, hewmohns, and lunch
That guy is such a greggil.
Greggil by Rocnik December 2, 2007

Ezio Greggio

A famous Italian comic and showman, actually a reptilian and intergalactic tax fraud hiding on earth from the space IRS. He's in charge of the new world order with other sionist Martians such as Mike Bongiorno and the mythological creature known as Gabibbo, together they rule the earth and sponsor terrorism around the globe
Hey have you seen Ezio Greggio on TV this night?

Sto cazzo di massone rettiliano bastardo infame che finanzia hezbollah
Ezio Greggio by Gabibbo April 22, 2021

gregin out 

When a friend plans something with you and then ditches at the last minute
Me: Yo you still coming down town tomorrow?
Friend: Nah man i gotta save some money for the cottage
Me: man are you gregin out again?
gregin out by helicopterrrrr July 7, 2011

Gregging Off 

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.
Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.
Gregging Off by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017