greaseposting

When someone posts something to social media that is the intellectual equivalent of a corny boardwalk t-shirt graphic.

You know the kind.
The stuff that's unironically worn by toothless trailerpark grandmas where it's a picture of Tweety Bird in a pinstripe fedora gripping a fistful of money with a random quote about loyalty or something like that.

When Cheyenne found out that her best friend hooked up with her ex, she spent the whole next week greaseposting on Facebook. Cheyenne is 42.

by TheNotoriousPuff February 24, 2024

greasestache

happens during the month of November (Movember) when highschool boys attempt to grow a moustache and it ends up greasy and nothing at all like it's supposed to be.

Girl: "Ew. What the hell? Look at that greasestache."
Boy: "It's Movember, it's the best I can do."

by doinitlikeme November 17, 2015

Greasepaint Clown

One of the many things Patrick really really dislikes.

I definitely don't tolerate greasepaint clowns. Fuck. That. Noise.

by GreenGoblyn January 23, 2020

Greaseshot

When you and your partner rub bacon grease onto each other and the male ejaculates a thick greasy substance onto the partner and licks it off her

I hit my girl with the greaseshot combo she loved me

by Thetroy420 April 29, 2025

greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.

Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."

by anonymous October 26, 2025