Grater Wipe

When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.

Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017

Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

gratte noune

Facial hair starting from your lower lip to the middle of your chin.In english it litteraly mean "sratch vagina".

guy1:"Heille j'aime ton gratte noune."
guy2:"Ta mère aussi."

by zygualouf October 4, 2009

gatter

A historic weapon that was mounted upon ships in the mid 18th century. Used commonly by pirates and even the British Navy at one point, in an effort to counter the pirates advanced weaponry. The "Gatter" is a canon designed to shoot wooden-barrels that would shatter upon contact, sending wood shrapnel speeding in all directions. The barrels were filled with turtles. The purpose of the turtles was to make the ground on the ships near impossible to walk on, however, the turtles shot everywhere much like the wood shards did.

First Mate: "Black Beard sir, they're everywhere!"
Black Beard: "Aye, LOAD THA GATTER YE SCALLYWAGS!"

by Captain Science July 9, 2012

Grafter

A grafter is a hard worker

Works 2 or more jobs,

Does nothing but graft

No social life

Tayler is a top Grafter

TC is a hard Grafter

by Kezzabelle March 9, 2018

Dick Graters

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.

It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.

by nomanbags August 19, 2010

cheese grater experience

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019