grasshopper

Smoking weed with a bunch of different groups without remaining loyal to a certain group that you enjoy smoking with, smoking just because that group has weed and you want to smoke even if you just did.

Marissa went to a party last night, like the grasshopper she is she smoked with her best friends, left them, smoked again with the guys, and again with the girls that were in the corner.

by PotentiaLover April 12, 2011

grasshopper

one who is a lazy person who lets someone else do work for them. ie a reference to the children's story about the ant and the grasshopper.

mike:whats due for tomorrow's math homework?
Steve:umm pages 24-31 wanna do them now?
Mike: no, ill just copy it off you tomorrow morning
Steve:...
mike:wha?
Steve: ur such a fucking grasshopper man
Mike: what does that even mean?!
Steve: go urb that shit u grasshopping bitch

by Benjaminraphi September 24, 2007

grasshoppers

to lose control of a swing so that you're swinging wildly

Watchout! You're going grasshoppers and you'll hit something!

by Miko Monkey February 03, 2006

Grasshopper

the worst quality you'll ever want to be . it's being/looking extra ugly , boring , dumb , rachet , a chicken head , having an awkward shaped head , hoeish , stank & etc. . . . NObody wants to be a grasshopper

Bitch- "Bitch you're not cute"
Girl- "nwhoaa , ohkayee i know this grasshopper lookin bitch is not talkin"
Bitch- "wtf is a grasshopper though"
Girl- "YOU bitch . you're a fucking grasshopper , so hop outta my face Sharon

by #BuddyPOW April 13, 2011

Grasshopper

Synonym for bootlicker.

Have you seen Alex? He's the biggest grasshopper in the class.

by HK#337 June 29, 2021

grasshopper

Party planner. The one who makes the plans for a large group

Jane was the grasshopper for our sorority outing.

by PetiniaStinkypits December 27, 2005

grasshopper

A term for bitches who wanna smoke with you, and split.

hell no that grasshopper cant smoke with me!

by J.E.WfromI.F.C September 12, 2006