Goulash

Poor People Food

Great goulash again!!

by SMFH1991 June 11, 2018

Douche Goulash

Who hasn't been force-fed goulash at some point? It's an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. The word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. However, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. The individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a mass of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.

(1) The glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. Yet, strangely, I would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.

(2) Dudley's bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. At the time I couldn't wait to get out of there, but now I'm somehow missing those assorted and, dare I admit, curiously pleasing douches.

by professor_rutabaga January 25, 2009

Goulash Splash

Originating in the quiet township of petrie, QLD. The "goulash Splash" reffers to "sloppy" faecal matter.

*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)

Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash

daniel: wait up fellas just goin to drop a goulash splash in the loo!!!

by Snowy88 September 24, 2007

Baby Goulash

Having anal sex with a woman giving birth.

She had her kid last night, I gave her the ole Baby Goulash

by Chucky C December 7, 2009

American goulash

Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.

by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011

goulash finger

when one sticks a finger into somebody's anus who has diarrhea.

Tom was grossed out when he gave his friend a goulash finger

by vip pass October 15, 2014

goulash nigger

An exciting new ethnic slur for Hungarians (cf. sand nigger, snow nigger).

Don't invite Laszlo and Gabor! Those jabbering goulash niggers will leave the place smelling like paprika.

by Jesus Christ, King of the Jews December 27, 2011