goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 13, 2009

goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 28, 2007

goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 3, 2023

goose

everything and anything

That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.

by Duph! March 2, 2010

goose

The most horrid, vile creatures on the planet. They are conspiring against us and are murderers.

Ex.1 “If you got a pet goose I’d kill you and then myself, for you have failed.”

Ex.2

“Fuck, a goose.”

by Ugly Troll Creature April 22, 2020