goose

to goose, goosing, goosed

similar to 'copping a feel,' in which the gooser uses the hand to grab or caress the goosee's ass. There are different levels, of gossing, depending on the area goosed.

"You goosed me!!"

He didn't just cop a feel, he goosed me!

by Aleekza December 22, 2003

goose

To stick something up someone's butt, such as a remote control, a hand or even a broomstick.

Every night I goose James Klein, and he begs for more.

by g00s3 March 14, 2009

goose

Someone who is silly; or did something silly.

Person 1: Today I accidentally called my teacher Mom.
Person 2: lol you goose!

by aura c. May 13, 2007

goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!

Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk

by toast_reboot August 03, 2023

goose

a fucking disgrace

fuck this goose

by ducklett July 12, 2021

goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.

“omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’

by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

goose

everything and anything

That girl is a goose.

Doing the dishes is a goose.

This ice cream is a goose!
You're a goose.
Hate mail is a goose.
You're the moose's goose.
That's very goosely of you.

Its hard for a goose in the world today.

by Duph! March 03, 2010