Goonvana

A state of mind reached by gooning for countless hours
Braden gooned so much he reached goonvana
by Sigmagyatt69 February 23, 2024
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goonvana

Goonvana is a state of pure gooning. This can only be Achieved by goonmaxing for months.

While in a Goonvana state, you no longer need hands, all you need is your mind.
I no longer need my hands! Watch as I achieve Goonvana!
by sillatron February 29, 2024
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goonvana

Reaching an ethereal state of gooning to the point where you cum on your own
“I’ve reached complete goonvana”
“Dawg what the fuck
by Absni-Aust February 17, 2024
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goonvana

The ultimate state of serenity and peacefulness after an extensive period of gooning. This can only be reached by those of elite status and is a major milestone in one’s brain rot career.
After looking into the eyes of the skibussy, I reached goonvana.
by Timothythesixth March 11, 2024
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goonvana

The place where you go after gooning for hours on end. Sometimes Goonvana takes multiple days of edging and gooning to reach. Goonvana is the ultimate destination for edgers and gooners.
George just got back from goonvana. Wow! He must have gooned for days
by Jxyke March 28, 2024
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Goonvana

Goonvana(Goon-vaughn-ah) is the belief that Gooning will bring you tranquility and harmony. Goonvana was founded in the year 600 BCE by the great Goonmaster himself. Goonvana is not only a state of mind but it's a lifestyle; it may also be seen as a place for all your wildest hallucinations to come true such as hentai, zoophilia, Feet fetishes Necrophilia, Inflatophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, and much more following Goonvana means you have committed to goon for at least eight hours a day. The process is very difficult and grueling at the start but after nineteen years you reach a sense of true enlightenment and inner peace. This feeling is known as Principal Goonvana. When on the journey of reaching the highest state of Goonvana the follower must travel from their homeland on foot to Siberia wearing nothing but a G String. The follower will find the highest mountain top where he will remove the undergarment and even though the unbearable cold is fighting their erect penis they must push through. If they do, the acolyte will finally gain the abilities of Principal Goonvana and become even closer to the great Goonmaster.
Mr Belding went to the top of Korona Altaya in Siberia and became a true Goonvana master.
by 00EROS March 08, 2024
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Goonvana

A made up word from TikTok that describes achieving the transcendent state of gooning, aka achieving the greatest masturbation experience you’ve ever experienced
“Bro, last night nobody was at home, I was horny as fuck and found the greatest porn I’ve ever seen and busted the fattest nut I’ve ever busted”
“Bro achieved goonvana”
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