goochy mama

1. Somebody who lets you down, wusses out on your plans
2. Someone who reminds you of a gooch (looks like one, smells like one, is hairy like one).

1. Don't be a goochy mama and come with me to the party!
2.Ew, watch out, goochy mama at twelve o'clock.

by Stephmeister July 26, 2008

goochy-bird

a sexy bird

I have a goochy-bird named Paris Hilton.

by uiouuisdfmio;er5 e 34eri December 17, 2008

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 27, 2008

goochy man

A man who can't help to miss the whole clit/vaginal hole while licking a females vagina during oral sex. He likes to take it to the next level and lick her gooch.

Whore: so... Tim is a freak!

Friend: I've heard he's a real goochy man.

by 23over January 2, 2014

Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.

dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital

by Bayjayman February 26, 2008

Goochy Goo

The residue found on a sweaty or otherwise sticky taint

Rudy's been running all day, I bet he's got some goochy goo down under.

by Reef.BlastBody June 30, 2017

goochy food

food that has been rubbed on ones gooch

Man: Yo bitch is this goochy food?
Woman:Shut up asshole

by derry lad January 2, 2011