goocher

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Goocher

Having two different women get you off within a 24 hour period.

I'm gonna try to fuck two different hoez this week-end and pull me a goocher.

by CHIWOOD October 26, 2003

goocher

Someone that you think is totally hot.

That guy over there is a total goocher.

by skully j September 29, 2007

Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 4, 2005

goocherific

a bi-sexual female that is at the time in a relationship with both a asshole guy and a cuntish girl.

Sarah: " Did you know that Stacey is dating both that asshole Andrew AAAANNNND that cunt Rebecca?"

Chris: " Yeah that girl is goocherific... "

Sarah: " I know bro... I know "

by The Hoaginator's Dog April 29, 2014

Goocher

Someone who behaves like a gooch. Almost asshole behavior, almost dick-like behavior or almost pussy-like behavior. But neither completely. Somewhere in between the two.

Gooch is slang for the perineum, or the area between the anus and genitals, usually on a man.

Perineum is the area between the anus and the sexual genitalia.

Not a dick or a pussy, but not an asshole either.

sometimes mistaken for "Guccer", someone who wears "Gucci" clothing apparel.

Wow, Eric said he wouldn't date Nicole just because she had over $50,000 in credit card debt. What a goocher.

by greendholiia April 6, 2021