gonkulator

In addition to the above definitions, Gonkulator is a band from Woburn, Massachusetts, who purport themselves to be the world's foremost farcical "black metal" band.

A big fan of the band introduced Gonkulator to several of his friends here in Davis, CA, and thus a strong following for Gonkulator was developed here.

None of us knew what Gonkulator actually meant before it became the name of the guitar effects pedal, so someone took the liberty to make the word mean whatever he wanted it to mean, and thus it became another synonym for vagina. I like it better than "pussy" myself.

From there, the verb "gonkulate" was spawned, and that is "to produce a secretion from the vagina or female ejaculate."

"Dude, don't go in that gonkulator without a raincoat unless you wanna catch something!"

by djrijk July 5, 2004

Gonkulater

the word meaning caculater for dumb folk who cant speak english.

YO, hand me that gonkulater, son.

by Poision Smoke October 16, 2006

Gongulate

A term used to confidently say "I am going to fuck this shit up", or to say you're going outplay the competition in a competitive manner.

Billy: Are you playing CS2?
Bob: Yeah, I'm gonna gongulate these fuckers.
Billy: Fuck are you on about

by ThisIsTheWords August 23, 2025

Donkulate

(Verb) To incite a feeling of ostracism and forlorn.

I've been donkulated ever since quarantine.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

goobulate

The action of being or trying to be a stinky pudgy fellow with a squished in face. Required height is 5’0 - 5’9

“Ed Sherran dosen’t looksmaxx he goobulates thats why he looks like that!”

by Violetthecunt December 23, 2023

Zonkulate

To daydream about fake scenarios that are incredibly unlikely

bro, all you do is zonkulate about marrying David Tennant

by Sams Silliest December 28, 2023

zonkulater

A person who frequently zonkulates

Its so cool being a zonkulater, the community is so welcoming!!

by Sams Silliest December 28, 2023