Gomper

To insult someone who is stupid to the point where you want to pull your eyes out of your head.

Bernard was so stupid for shitting on a cat..........'He's a facking Gomper!'

by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004

Gompers

A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.

"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"

by Ashton, March 11, 2008

Gomper

sought after by trogs

woweeeeeee ive got my claws into a right gomper

by zac dingle January 07, 2004

Gomper

See Gomping

Your Gran is a right old Gomper

by Skewy December 11, 2003

swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020

womp gomper

Racial slur used by internet celebrity Uncle ron

Hey Jerry, u see that no good Womp Gomper over there!

by THE GARRÉ July 26, 2020