gomper

big ass nipples

dude she had some big gompers

by weiner124 November 11, 2018

Gomper

A person who, for reasons unknown creates large quantities of work out of nothing and panics at the slightest aroma of a comeback.

Quick, I've just caught a glimpse of the gomper, run!

The gomper is calling me again, let's jump from a cliff to escape whatever they have in store.

by Arborist12 November 8, 2019

Gomper

Gomper a person who is so retarded that it annoys you

Of my god this Gompers is so f*ing stupid it annoys me

by Gpstrr August 3, 2023

swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020

womp gomper

Racial slur used by internet celebrity Uncle ron

Hey Jerry, u see that no good Womp Gomper over there!

by THE GARRÉ July 25, 2020

dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Gomer's Pile

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

by jump the shark December 28, 2011