gollum dick

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

by trbrown May 6, 2010

Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.

Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.

by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011

Gollumphobia

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).

"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"

by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013

Gallupocust

Gallupocust, A sex thing in which the man ejaculate onto the woman's fresh feces and then proceeds to stuff the feces into the vagina

Last night my wife and I tried the Gallupocust and got salmonella

by BrokenCrockPot August 12, 2022

gallup

(v): having the total chance to slay any bitty and declining because of your n00b and virgin status

Last night this hott chick was trying to get with me but i totally galluped.

by SCHLA104G April 21, 2009

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008

Gollum slut drop

A miss stepped curtsy.

Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.

by BratfudReally June 22, 2018