Goink

A person normally found wearing cheap £4 denim jeans (usually from primark) and a black band tshirt. Hair is normally unkempt and there is a rugged bum fluff esque beard.If lucky, a goink may also be seen wearing a denim jacket. Footwear is always either brown shoes or hi-tech trainers that you can buy for about £5.

Ah man that guy is such a goink,
Look at that goink in the led zepplin tshirt
Only goinks would wear something as unstylish as that

by dannyjeff March 6, 2009

Goink

To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.

"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Goink

A name used to discribe a small, cute thing, animal, child, etc.

After looking at the striped tiger kitten, the girl exclaimed, "What a cute, little goink!"

by It is me April 17, 2003

Goinking Cream

Another term for cookie dough used by a large community in eastern Missouri and parts of Illinois.

The young boy called out to his mother for some more goinking cream

by Meme_lord415 May 6, 2019

Fah-goink

This is the sound of the the male's Marble bag slapping the water as he jumps into a body of water

I'm surprised that his tiny balls even made a Fah-goink

by Merick August 16, 2007

Goink

In reference to the girth of a space vessel.

"Wow, that Carrack got some goink to it."

by Jeedlebuice February 10, 2024

Goink

Everyone else's definition of Goink is either racist or just total total garbage. Goink is the sound you make when you walk up and take something from someone in a fun and or jovial way. Example. Someone is eating their happy meal, you walk up behind them, reach for a fry and as you take said fry you say "Goink". Past tense = Gank.

I walked up to Lisa slowly, and then Goink, I stole her pen and ran off.

by RulerOfNoOne January 10, 2019