goink

a sound a nut makes *you know what i mean*when it hits the floor or ground

hey penis man just went goink

by goinkers July 16, 2007

Goink

Everyone else's definition of Goink is either racist or just total total garbage. Goink is the sound you make when you walk up and take something from someone in a fun and or jovial way. Example. Someone is eating their happy meal, you walk up behind them, reach for a fry and as you take said fry you say "Goink". Past tense = Gank.

I walked up to Lisa slowly, and then Goink, I stole her pen and ran off.

by RulerOfNoOne January 10, 2019

Goink

In reference to the girth of a space vessel.

"Wow, that Carrack got some goink to it."

by Jeedlebuice February 10, 2024

Goink'd

When you get shot during a drive-by but manage to survive and live a full life in cuba

Tupac Shakur got Goink'd on September 13,1996.

by danexd September 3, 2018

Fah-goink

This is the sound of the the male's Marble bag slapping the water as he jumps into a body of water

I'm surprised that his tiny balls even made a Fah-goink

by Merick August 16, 2007

Going Cosby

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.

"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"

by will bitten December 3, 2016

Going Paducah

dying, when someone or something is on it’s last legs, last gasp or exhibiting a death rattle (The word “Paducah” is derived from the sound made when a severed head is drop-kicked into an empty dumpster. pah-DOO-kah)

“C’mon stop smackin’ that old TV. You’re not helping any. It’s going Paducah and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020