Goblins

To describe the locals from the Portsmouth area, the lowest of the low

'Look at them fat goblins in the crop tops'

by Sugababes February 8, 2014

Goblin

A woman of short stature, who dresses as a slut, and is insane (redundant, all women are insane).

Nicole "Snooki" on Jersey Shores.
"Snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin" -Dan O'Brien

by Pip-alicious January 10, 2010

Goblin

Goblin is, A person of higher rank,authority.
someone who has more power, money, respect, smarts.

Whats a goon to a goblin -lil wayne

by 7713 October 17, 2008

Goblin

Is like a kingpin, he the boss, he doesn't do the dirty work he gets goons to do it.

What's a goon to a goblin?

by dabestthug June 20, 2009

goblin

A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course.
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'

Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind the spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt.

by Andrew Mathieson Cheater May 15, 2005

goblin

1) An unruly child.

2) Any child that has not learned manners or ettiquette, especially a newborn baby.

"Did you hear that my sister popped a goblin?"

"Really? Now there's going to be a goblin running around her house! Ha ha! You are an uncle!"

by sam ward June 15, 2007

goblin

A enthusiastic woman who is not scared to suck dick;a ravonous dick sucker.

Boy it must be halloween cuz i saw kim and she started a goblin

by D.Jizzle December 26, 2005