knob goblin

a college co-eds that cannot quit putting the dick in her mouth to save her life

"Holy Shit!! That bitch is sucha a knob goblin. I bet she could take down a pool cue!!"

by yeti042 February 25, 2003

knob goblin

Somebody who craves the baloney pony

The new TV pitchman for Chili's is quite the knob goblin.

by The Gridiron Assassin July 7, 2003

knob goblin

cock sucker

hey that bitch is a fucking knobgoblin , cocksucker

by john August 20, 2003

Knob Goblin

Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.

Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.

"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."

by Tamcus April 24, 2021

knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 18, 2006

Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

by uraknobgoblin April 6, 2010