glow stick theory

You see a "hot" guy once then the next few times you see him he gets less and less hot. just like a glow stick slowly burning out

G1"Hey did you see Dougie today"

G2"Yea why don't you still think he's hot?"

G1"Nah he's a glow stick theory "

by bigssssmallessssssssssssss<3 March 12, 2009

Glow Stick

A cheap sex toy found in many supermarkets, especially near November 5th. Many children mistake them as pretty lights, but they are actually used for pleasuring women. Commonly used by teenagers that go out on raves.

Joe pleasured Sally by sticking a glow stick in places only he is allowed to see...

by Glow Sticker September 22, 2007

Glow Show

The act of showing a hydrocele (large testicle) with a flash light, to show the fluid inside.

Tom had a glow show for all of us last night with his left nut.

by bigleftnut January 4, 2012

Glow Stick

Someone who is so white they look like they could glow in the dark, and could if they wanted possibly.

(Guy)- Yo, you be looking like an albino!
(Me)- Nah bro, I'm a Glow Stick cuz!
(Guy)- How?!?
(Me)- If you broke my arm, shook it real good, and turned out the lights, I would glow red!.!

by It's Glow Stick him self February 28, 2018

Glow Squid

The winner of Minecraft's most recent Mob Vote. It's literally just a squid that hypnotizes you.

Friend: Hey, which mob did you vote for in the Mob Vote?
You: the Glow Squid.
Friend: Cool!

by Frog Boi October 3, 2020

Glow stick

Glow Stick is what a guy makes when he wears a condom, urinates in it, then masterbates without taking it off. When he cums, he mixes it all together as if he was activating a glow stick.

My wife caught me making a glow stick in the bath tub.

by Sasquatch Macguyver April 16, 2015

Glow stick

A man cums in a woman’s mouth and she spits the cum back onto his dick in a room with a black light.

I was at the rave last night and got a glow stick from this girl I met

by Briar Wood July 25, 2021