glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox April 27, 2007
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glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.
Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.
by miraparker September 05, 2011
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glorified penis pump

Girl : I'm breaking up with you.

Boy : I don't care cuz you're just a glorified penis pump!
by GroupDiscussion April 05, 2014
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glorified pep band

A "marching band" that does not have a halftime show and sits in the stands with music stands but still considers themselves a "marching band"...
The glorified pep band doesn't even have there music memorized.
by Marchingbandenthusiest October 22, 2015
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glorified piece of meat

The expression is used to diminish the value of a person or part of a person.
1. He's just a glorified piece of meat.

2. The brain is nothing more than a glorified piece of meat.
by BillVo June 17, 2011
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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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glorified cum dumpster

An insult. Created by john dubz
Fuck you you ass raping glorified cum dumpster!
by Team no glove no love July 22, 2014
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