Gleeson

(n) 1. The act of repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of gleeson juice (spermatic fluid.)

(v) Repeatedly cranking one's tallywhacker until it produces large quantities of spermatic fluid.
"Did you hear the janitor gleesoned everywhere yesterday?"
"WHAT!!??"
"He had to clean it all up and then got fired"
by crispywolf April 24, 2025
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