Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

who gives a shit

brisa gives a shit

brisa : who gives a shit , i don’t

me : think again

by you’re a bitch 🐉 May 15, 2020

micro give a shit

The smallest unit of measure for interest or concern

My concern for your predicament can be measured in micro give a shits

by greentaco April 9, 2010

"give a shit" card

a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished

I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend

by the dude that knows everything March 11, 2009

no one gives a shit

seriously no one gives a shit about anything you post about urban dictionary on your story

no one gives a shit, stop fucking posting these annoying ass screenshots

by christopherstagram November 23, 2021

Give a shit day

On November 17th, is National Give a Shit Day, where you have to give a shit about things in your every day life.

Brad: "you seem to be more nice than usual."

John: "Of course I am, it's National Give a Shit Day!"

by Jesterrran November 17, 2021

giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."

"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."

by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022