a Dirty Girard

When one man gives another a reach around in the bathroom, while a third man acts as Uatu hiding in the bathtub/shower masterbating while watching. Traditionally, the recipient of the reach around has his head periodically dunked in the toilet, however this isn't required.

Every Tuesday, when they perform a Dirty Girard Adam receives from Ted while Kyle plays Uatu

by langstonJR December 17, 2010

girardi

Pronounciation: \"Jerr-ard-ee"\

Inaction and indifference in the face of a situation requiring something to be done. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Named after professional hockey player Daniel Girardi of the New York Rangers.

Verb: "His teammate was getting beaten up but all he did was girardi."

Noun: "When Larry asked his sensible question and John bullied him, all the other guys around were complete girardis."

by Vipers30 January 22, 2010

Jake Girardi

A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!

“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”

by JG97! November 23, 2021

Ethan Girard

Skinny white kid who can’t do a pull-up

Wow you really pulled an Ethan Girard

by Gerhardt Ian April 26, 2022

Girwar

Girwar!! loving and charming guy. Aside from being handsome, sweet, and kind, he is also one of the most compassionate people you will ever meet. The love he has for animals, particularly dogs, nature, travel, and fitness is admirable. Count on him for the unexpected. A man of his word. His loyalties extend across all relationships. If you are important to him, he can cross bridges and build one for you. Although cold and distant, he is the warmest person you'll ever meet. He will stand by you when you are down and protect you when you are in need. Spends his free time with his friends, a happy soul. Even though he may seem unapproachable, once he is by your side, you will feel all the love, care, and intelligence you were lacking. His strength and agility will turn any situation around in an instant. You will regret messing with him in the long run since he is observant and smart. There is no way you can forget him no matter who you meet; he's a king of hearts and a man you enjoy being around.

Girwar

by __ritte__ January 16, 2022

Girvan

a small town located on the south west of scotland locals use its name to describe bad things as they see the town as a bad place

dude 1: aww this place sucks

dude2: i no man its nearly as bad as girvan
dude 1: na noting is as bad as girvan!!

by Danz0 July 6, 2011

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020