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Two Gin Bottles and a Stop Sign 

a term to describe mounting excitement followed by massive disappointment..derived from Geraldo Rivera's epic embarassement, in which he opened a vault he believed contained Al Capone's hidden fortune in a worldwide live TV special.. only two empty gin bottles and and an old stop sign.
"how'd your date go w/ that supermodel you met online?"
"Dude, it was two gin bottles and a stop sign. I should have known it was too good to be true when she wouldn't send me a closeup picture."
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scribblin gin 

"sorry for the shoddy grammar. i was scribblin gin"
scribblin gin by Ass To Ass March 29, 2015

vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)

Vaginal fluids accumulate to the point, where, during sexual arousal, the fluids are ejected in a manner similar to male ejaculation.
"vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)" : "She vaginaculated all over my face...I looked like a glazed donut..."

Saiya-gin 

The drink that Goten's been chugging for over three years now.
"Mmm, that's some some super Saiya-gin. *hic*"
Saiya-gin by Hybrid October 30, 2003

Storm the cotton gin 

To cut ones hair into the shape of a pineapple latte
Hey bro want me to storm the cotton gin for you today

Strong Gin 

The act of mixing Gin with strongbow to create a marvellous cocktail of deliciousness
Man that strong Gin is..... The don
Strong Gin by Randomalchololic October 3, 2016

Space Gin 

A gin & tonic beverage consumed on an aeroplane
I had 2 space gins on the flight from London
Space Gin by Naomonster June 7, 2022