gibbon

A gibbon is a tailess ape, or a monkey without a tail. It is also a derrogatory term to call African-Americans.

"Hey gibbon, put down that chicken."

by Jalen January 25, 2005

gibbon

a loser, or someone who is just a prick

Hey jock, did I ever tell you, you were a gibbon

by Phil Coole July 2, 2003

gibbon

Something which does not belong, is out of the ordinary, strange, bizarre, etty, tretty, betty, or petty.

Top Ten Gibbon of 2001: Altavista.
Top Ten Gibbon of 2002: Glenn.
Top Ten Gibbon of 2003: To be decided shortly...

Don't have a gibbon about it.

by Gibbon January 6, 2004

Gibbon

a vagina

" I got some Gibbon on the weekend"

by DJownez10 November 7, 2011

gibbon

displaying typical gibbon traits at a particular time but actually being of superior genus

duh! your such a gibbon! (when you said genius surely you meant genus?...)

by angie December 16, 2004

gibbon

A word often used instead of "idiot", "fool" or such other friendly insults

Best said with your nose in the air

"look at that gibbon over there"
"he's like picking his nose, innit"

by Luvmehaw-ing December 9, 2007

gibbon

A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.

DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.

by nigelmortonstern July 3, 2006