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the gongoozler

The thing that Ethan Nestor becomes at night
by eefleef October 11, 2020
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gongfei

共匪, literally "communist bandit" in Chinese. A pejorative yet accurate term for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) which discarded Sun Yat-sen's ideals of a strong yet benevolent, democratic, free China. Also applies to CCP apologists
Chris: Tiananmen 1989 was a secret CIA operation and the protestors DESERVED that! Look at how lovely these Uyghur re-education camps are, now the women are no longer baby-making machines! Fuck the West even tho I live in Amerikkka with no plans to ever live on mainland China! Long live Karl Marx, hero of Chinese people!

Henry: Okay gongfei. As a Chinese I can only proudly support the one and only real China that is Republic of China! Long live Sun Yat-sen's 3 Principles of the People for a China that is "of the people, by the people, for the people" where "people are the emperor"! Expel Marx-Lenin, revive China! 🇹🇼
by 君子FromNowhere March 22, 2021
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Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a nocturnal cryptid know to dwell in Mark Fischback’s swimming pool. It plays with its prey before pulling it under the water and devouring it. The most documented instance of the Gongoozler is in the footage captured by Unus Annus, shown in the video, “Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming”. The footage will eventually be lost forever.
The Gongoozler will swim up to you.. take you by the toes, and bring you down, down, down.. into the frothy depths.
by heeeeehhh October 11, 2020
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New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012
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Gong Bag

Noun

A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.

Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”
by Toxicwolf January 12, 2023
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Gong Dong

When a man's male member is so large that he could use it to strike a gong.
Man 1: dude, i got an 18-inch dick
Man 2:damn dude, you got a gong dong
by THE_BOULDER February 7, 2017
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GGOG

GGOG:- This is the G h a s t l y Ghetto On the Gaza strip, it's only a small area, but the fighting gets fresher, day and night!
I think he should move West in town, right here it's now getting as bad as GGOG, I don't pray, but, if I did I'd pray for his rapid departure! FABARM has spoke!
by 1STFABARM May 19, 2019
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