Gerped

A state of intoxication obtainable through smoking meth.

He was gerped out his mind this weekend.

by bgard6611 November 03, 2008

Gerp

an ugly girl/guy. or a ridiculous time.

"Jack you are about to hook up with a GERP. Retreat now!!!"

"Gary you look hella gerp right now."

by Tads17 April 13, 2010

Gerpes

germs, an illness, not necessarily sexually transmitted.

Hey, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your Gerpes.

by Emberrr December 11, 2008

Gerp

A brown person. Hindu, Packi, Persian, etc.

That gerp cunt ripped me off.
or
that gerp is a cheap motherfucker.

by D420* January 14, 2010

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.

Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."

by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020

Gerp

Slang for oral sex preformed on a male.

"My girlfriend gave me a gerp last night."

by Ychris77 January 08, 2021

Gerp

Big fat crap

I gerp on Roblox.

by YesterdayTuesdayWednesdayAndTh March 09, 2023