Gerped

A state of intoxication obtainable through smoking meth.

He was gerped out his mind this weekend.

by bgard6611 March 15, 2009

Gerp

an ugly girl/guy. or a ridiculous time.

"Jack you are about to hook up with a GERP. Retreat now!!!"

"Gary you look hella gerp right now."

by Tads17 April 12, 2010

Gerpes

germs, an illness, not necessarily sexually transmitted.

Hey, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your Gerpes.

by Emberrr December 18, 2008

Gerp

A brown person. Hindu, Packi, Persian, etc.

That gerp cunt ripped me off.
or
that gerp is a cheap motherfucker.

by D420* January 14, 2010

Gerping Nub

A gerping nub is a person, place, or thing that is gagging while simultaneously burping. And a nub is defined as a small penis or male genitalia. So therefore, when you are sucking a nub you may release a gurp.

Example 1:
Mike: " OMG did you just gurp? WHAAAAAA!"
Olivia: " Yes, you have a fat nub."
Mike: " you didn't have to do me like dat. smh my head."

Example 2:
Mike: " Did you pull a gerping nub?!"
Brooke: " yes, yes I did."

by gerpingnubssonly July 18, 2020

Gerp Gerp

The sound sloppy toppy makes

Her mouth went gerp gerp on my dick while giving me sloppy toppy. Her mouth was gerping.

by YoungMetro3xs July 27, 2024

Gerp

Slang for oral sex preformed on a male.

"My girlfriend gave me a gerp last night."

by Ychris77 January 8, 2021