adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.
1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.
2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.
2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.
by (L-CA) June 11, 2006
Get the gerkedmug. 
Get the Gerkmug. A massive pile of Shit
by Mule1234 June 6, 2018
Get the gerkemug. by Jammi December 29, 2007
Get the Gerkmug. by charlestlee December 21, 2008
Get the Gerkmug. Secret society formed in the fall of 1971. It's sole purpose is to manipulate, and antagonize the human race. Heavily involved in advanced mind control techniques, the society molds political climates from an invisible distance. Induction into the organization is performed through a ritualistic ceremony known as "The De-warting".
Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.
Members, sometimes referred to as gerks, are scattered throughout the world. Their careers vary amongst the group, but most assume low-profile occupations as cover, and to avoid unnecessary attention to the society.
This has to be the workings of a Gerk conspiracy. No human could pull this crap off, and get away with it.
by Az45 July 29, 2006
Get the Gerkmug. marijuana, a smoke that calms and refreshes, usually the compressed variety possibly containing seeds.
before the party we smoked some gerks. we are going to the concert , do you have your gerks. Angie only hangs around with us because we have the gerks.
by butter2 September 1, 2006
Get the gerksmug.