gerk

the girls of middle school in MD

geek+nerd+dork

omg that guy is such a gerk. he hangs out with his caluclator.

by hawwt shortiee May 13, 2005

gerk

A person who suffers from an eating disorder and farts alot.

People stereotype runway models to be gerks.

by Erin McG. May 1, 2007

Gerk

inventor of the word pwn, actually created by a typographical error on the DDRFreak Forums. it has turned into a widely used term all across the vast internet.

that guy gerk, he uses "pwned" too much.

by Inzuma January 5, 2004

Gerk

One of Resuri-chan's three older brothers.

See Also: Jin & Kiyoshi

I didn't know that Gerk had a younger sisiter that looked nothing like him.

by Pyro January 7, 2004

Gerk

Possessor of thing thing.

I thought he was the Gerk.

by The Game II January 3, 2004

Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.

1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!

by Steven January 14, 2004

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018