Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar

Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.

by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010

guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014

Genretarded

Not knowing the true genre of a band

Me: "Who's your favorite hard rock band? "
Them: "Probably Nickelback"
Me: "You're genretarded"

by Km89 June 16, 2015

guitard

Someone that is or acts like a retarded guido.

adj. form: guitarded

Did you see those two guitards get into it outside the club...right in the middle of the street.

Damn...those Gotti boys are seriously guitarded.

by guitard November 24, 2009

Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009

Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003