Gayitude 

The extent or extremity of one's gayness.

Girl - It doesn't matter if we're alone together, he's gay.
Boy - Well maybe he's faking his gayitude!

Gayitude by rubix_king September 19, 2010

ample gratitudes 

When you're girlfriend is drunk, locked the doors and you have plenty of smokes and beer.

I have ample gratitudes cuz I was prepared.... knew she was gonna lock the door.

ample gratitudes by Petesbeeps August 27, 2017

kiss of gratitude 

the type of kiss you give your homies to show how much you appreciate them

ayo give me a kiss of gratitude rn

kiss of gratitude by darth_dracco January 13, 2021

huge debt of gratitude 

Swift kick in the nuts.

We, the people of the free world, owe George W. Bush a huge debt of gratitude.

huge debt of gratitude by farkingsubby April 18, 2008

Gattitude

A negative disposition displayed by a possessor of gay identity. Typical attributes include finger pointing, high pitched sarcasm, and a supreme sense of entitlement accompanied by sanctimony.

Seated at a cafe discussing which celebrity you most closely resemble.
Civilian: I think you'd be Helena Christenson
Victim: Oh really, thanks!
Gattituder (overhearing and then interrupting): Yeah, maybe if a truck had run over her face.

Gattitude by gary gattitude September 28, 2009

goatitude 

The act of acting like a goat or acting in a goat like way.

I AM TIRED OF YOUR GOATITUDE, JIM!

goatitude by TheGoatLord July 27, 2012

gattitude

The badass attitude someone gets while chewing gum virgorously open-mouthed.

Marci nearly bit my head off for asking a simple question because she had gattitude.

gattitude by Fru March 30, 2010