Goulash

A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person

Edwin goulashed Mary all night long

"Good grief Marjory, that's some fine goulash"

"Didn't you hear we're not speaking? She wanted to perform goulash on me!"

by Goulash Crompton November 7, 2007

goulash finger

when one sticks a finger into somebody's anus who has diarrhea.

Tom was grossed out when he gave his friend a goulash finger

by vip pass October 15, 2014

goulash nigger

An exciting new ethnic slur for Hungarians (cf. sand nigger, snow nigger).

Don't invite Laszlo and Gabor! Those jabbering goulash niggers will leave the place smelling like paprika.

by Jesus Christ, King of the Jews December 27, 2011

Goulasherious

(Goo-L-ash-ER-oh-sS)

The maddening inability to feel romantic love for someone. All the while unknowingly longing for someone who you know will never feel the same. An try as you might. Every small flame of romance and lust you feel, will be overshadowed by the forest fire in the distance.

“Sometimes my mind is too full of goulasherious thoughts to even look forwards to new beginnings.”

by Bigpapaggthe3rd January 16, 2022

Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

Goulash

Inserting one person's excrement in another person's anus (pooper).

I heard Mike's mum does a mean Goulash.

I read somewhere Cindy Hope does a fantastic Goulash.

Brian Stimpson loves to Goulash.

by WillyInTheMouth January 13, 2011

Grunt Goulash

When a bowel movement manifests itself a little on the moist side. A wet, squirty shit.

I just baked some nasty Grunt Goulash!

by PhilthyPhil68 April 7, 2010