Garmlich Effect

The law of physics that states that if
one girl screams for something, it will
make other girls scream, and then it
grows exponentially until all girls
within a five mile radius are screaming.

No girl really likes *NSYNC, but because of the Garmlich Effect, they all freak out when ever they're on the radio.

by Darth Sarah April 4, 2009

Garmonbozia

The word for "Pain and Sorrow" in the David Lynch film "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me". People's garmonbozia is collected and eaten by the demonic beings who inhabit the Black Lodge, and when they eat it, it visually resembles creamed corn.

The Man from Another Place : "Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia"

by Man From Another Place April 9, 2009

garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

garms

clothes

i brought some new garms

by sneaky j May 2, 2003

garmz

Abbreviation of "garments", used to define clothing

I need to buy some new garmz

by roy March 29, 2003

reprogramming the garmin

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

by play746 September 10, 2009