Gardner is a town in Kansas that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. We all got excited when Wal-Mart came to town. Pretty desperate little town.
Person 1- Where do you live?
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...
by andytheman66 March 10, 2011
by KRAZYKATPERSON May 08, 2009
Arielle is the best there is, she’s beautiful, funny, and really nice. She has the prettiest smile and can instantly make your day better.
Guy 1. Gah damn who’s that?
Guy 2. That Arielle Gardner, she’s way too pretty for you though big dawg.
Girl 1. I think I’m lesbian now.
Guy 2. That Arielle Gardner, she’s way too pretty for you though big dawg.
Girl 1. I think I’m lesbian now.
by Kentrill is a bitch April 11, 2022
A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Presumably the best there is. Ever.
Has a very nice mustache
Presumably the best there is. Ever.
Has a very nice mustache
person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.
person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache
person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache
by jchamp7 October 05, 2019
Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.
by Jamaica John February 03, 2010
"Crabs Gardner got one tossed in his sack last night for cock-blocking one of his oldest homeboyz. What was up with that?!?"
Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.
Also sometimes known as "Crabby" Gardner.
by Taplin August 24, 2009