gak 

style, suave. sometimes used to describe cool people/things that are gay :)

girl 1: ooh, that jacket has such gak.
girl 2: yeah and the girl wearing it is queen gak
girl 1: the entire look is gakity gak gak

gak by lilthot42 September 18, 2018

gak 

Similar to the slang word "cum" in that it functions as both a verb and a noun by describing both ejaculation and semen, respectively.

As a noun, it is inspired by the archaic Nickelodeon product, Gak. Thus its use is preferable if the load of semen is of a thicker consistency. On the other hand, if the load is of a watery, drippy consistency, then "squirt" is probably a better word.

As a verb, "gak" is obscure, which makes it handy for formal situations in which "bust a nut, cum, cream my jeans, blow my load," etc. would be considered socially unacceptable.

Rhymes with "clack," which is a slang word for carnal, aggressive, "balls-slapping-ass" sex. Thus, to "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own pleasure and ultimately, his ejaculation.

"I gakked in her hair once, and since I felt so badly I bought her some Gak."

"Oh God...I'm about to gak!"

"There's still gak all over your earlobe."

"A quick clack n' gak, and then I was out of there."

gak by jefeljefe January 4, 2010

gak 

A word used in central Scotland (Perth and Kinross, Fife, Stirlingshire) to describe an unsociable and annoying person. Synonymous with 'dick' or 'twat'.

Person A - "You know that John guy?"
Person B - "Aw yeah he's an actual gak, he needs hit."

gak by Your Maw's Maw December 22, 2012

Gak 

A magical word, which means different things at different times to different people

Nai: Stfu Gakslag
Bri: Make me you worthless piece of Gak
Nai: I love you Gakface
Bri: I love you too Gakfeatures

Gak by your_pixie_the_nai August 14, 2006

Gak 

A word that sounds like it should be an ethnic slur, but isn't

Herb: You're such a dirty gak
Walt: What does that even mean?
Herb: I don't know, the tele told me to say it
Walt: I say, shut your pie hole you dingleberry
Herb: That's uncalled for
Walt: I'm sorry, let's get some tea
Herb: Jolly good, you filthy gak...

Gak by U.N. Owen March 1, 2005

gak 

VERB Take without permission, usually from someone else's blog or live journal.

John liked the new quiz on Maria's blog so much he decided to gak it.

gak by jes December 3, 2003

gak 

the action when you make a face of disgust when the drips from snorting cocaine starts to go down your throat. if you dont clench your throat, and you let it down, you get the nastiest feeling in the world

person 1- snort!!!!!!!
(about 2 minutes later)
person 1- ewww gak! yuck!
person 2- yup, gotta love those drips

gak by danman12791 January 6, 2008