Fun Sized

Someone who is short

Girl: You're so short
Boy: NO IM NOT IM FUN SIZED

by foxkin July 7, 2020

Funsize femboy

A femboy that is 4.9ft tall and can be picked up with ease and brought on adventures

You see wide frog he such a funsize femboy

by Femchad_supreme July 15, 2022

fun-sized persons

a midget, dwarf, or other little person

The local bar's been no fun since they banned the tossing of fun-sized persons

by uncle t-bag December 29, 2008

Fun Sized

When a female is at the specific height were she can perform oral sex on you without having to get on her knees or squat down while both of you are standing.

Tim: Wow I just got a blowhob and she didnt even have to get on her knees!

Jake: Dude, she was fun sized

by Duphuc January 9, 2019

funsize queen

A homosexual man who has a preference for other men with a smaller than average penis.

homo1: "I have a small penis."
homo2: "It's cool bro, I'm a total funsize queen!"

by somefaggot August 28, 2012

Fun-Sized

A product that is smaller than its usual size.

Jeffy: You're really short.
Jim: I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!

by tussiez June 7, 2019

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022