bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.

The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

funklinger

the funky smell that hits you moments after a really smelly person walks by

You walking down the street and a homeless person is walking toward you heading the opposite direction. About 3 to 4 seconds after they pass you by, you are overwhelmed by their funklinger.

by AZLawGuy March 6, 2009

Funkle

Funkle is a word to express sheer agony and pain through a word, it can be used either fully or parts of said word.

Such as, Barbunkle, Garfunkle, Cybergrunk and more

User 1: "Hey man, my dad just died"
User 2: "Aw Shunkles, that is quite funkle."

by rocket_vv January 14, 2024

Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

funkle nugget

Someone who is retarted and should die.

George is a complete funkle nugget

by naenaeboy January 9, 2019

Funkle

A funky uncle.

My unkle Dave loves a bit of fun. He was one hell of a funkle.

by moffifox December 20, 2018