Falwell Jr’d

The act of watching something satisfying but getting screwed in the end

You thought you were having an innocent threesome/encounter, but instead you got Falwell Jr’d

by Jendave August 27, 2020

falwell

To watch your spouse or significant other get banged while you watch

Jerry Falwell Jr. liked to watch his wife get banged while he watched...he liked to falwell.

by Satyr Bear August 29, 2020

Falwell

the disease infecting small towns across america turning them into what is known as a "bible belt" with televised baptist services and also thanks to big Jerry god rest his soul said citys cant get Abercrombie or Hooters.

Lynchburd, Virginia is the Perfect example of Jerry Falwell's great and expanding kingdom.

by Cupcake Lindsay April 12, 2008

falwell

a raging homosexual with a small penis

the queer eyes for the straight guy are huge falwells

by america June 13, 2004

Falwell

(Verb) To sit something out and watch rather than participate

Hey Jerry, do you want in on this poker game? No, I’m just going to Falwell this one.

Dude, did you do end up doing a threesome with those two girls? No, I just Falwell’d that night

Back off pal. How about you just Falwell this one.

by Neil36 September 19, 2020

The Falwellian Empire

Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.

"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"
"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."
"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."
"Sweet, let's go!"

by Lupin1 September 28, 2006

folwell

Folwell if a rare amazing person. If you find someone with that name or had it in there name you are very lucky. They are an amazing person to have in your life. If you meet a Folwell keep them

"Omg thats a Folwell... Yess"

by Tater1311 July 16, 2018