German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.

Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!

by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011

Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.

With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.

by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006

mother fudger

A way for Middle School students to get away with "cursing"
Makes them feel powerful, but trouble free.

Timmy: Ahhh Mother Fudger!
Bobby: Nice save Timmy!

by bitchassnugget March 17, 2016

fudgermadoodle

It's a polite way of saying "fuck" (in the content to when you've done something wrong).

Fudgermadoodle, I just broke my pencil.

by Lara parker July 10, 2017

Mudder Fudger

(n) a common term for a complete asshole. one who 'fudges mudders'. a not nice guy. typically used in place of mother fucker when young children, sensitive elderly, or your boss (especially when refering to your boss) are present

Tom: This isn't working Lisa, you're just too clingy.
Lisa: but it's Valentines Day!
Tom: Your point?
Lisa: You Mudder Fudger!

by Nina Stinkenhimer February 10, 2007

Melting fudgestick

Is when a women fills her vagina with chocolate pudding(snack Pack) and then you fuck her. It looks as if the fudge is melting on you're dick, therefore being a melting Fudgstick.

Last night i pulled off the Melting Fudgestick...it was unreal!

by DDRalalala March 10, 2009

Fudgems

Fudgems is the mascot for Dominos Pizza' newest promotional offer. 10 oven baked brownie squares with the purchase of any large pizza at the regular menu price. Fudgems resembles a furry cube of feces with arms and legs. There are no disernable eyes, ears, nose, or sexual organs. This lack of sensory organs has led scientists to believe that Fudgems was genetically engineered by Dominos Pizza Corp. and thus violating several U.S. Genetics Laws. The Surgeon General also warns that although not verified, it is possible that the oven baked brownie squares are the solid waste matter produced by Fudgems.

Mmm mmm, I love that Fudgems. Too bad I get the shits every time I eat them.

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006