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fuckwind

A person living life with no purpose and taking intense pleasure in doing stupid things.
We are such fuckwinds.
Look at those fuckwinds.
Man, he is such a fuckwind.
Oh my God, what a fuckwind.
by selezovikj December 9, 2008
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fuckwagon

One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.
Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."

Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."

Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"
by KaiKai June 30, 2007
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FuckWife

Similar in context to "WorkWife", "FuckWife" is the term used to describe the woman with whom you're having kinky, fucktastic sex because your "RoomWife" (roommate+wife) just 'isn't into that.'

While "mistress" is a synonym, "FuckWife" is more applicable to the woman with no shame in her game and simply out looking for orgasmic-kinky-fuckery.
I married my RoomWife but work out my kink with my FuckWife. Best of both worlds.
by ThreeIsGood July 9, 2016
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Fuckwit

Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.
Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"

Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."

Tom is a fuckwit.
by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017
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Fuckwit

A very foolish person; idiot; imbecile; cockwomble; muppet; douche bag; somebody who makes outrageously idiotic statements while convinced that they are absolutely correct; somebody who doesn't understand basic English, or other appropriate language, or grasp fundamental concepts; somebody who is incapable of reason or logic; someone who acts in an egregious fashion.
Did you see that fuckwit, John, on Shiva's panel last night?
by The Church of 4 September 2, 2021
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Falcon bay fuckwit

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fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing
My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.
by JustV August 22, 2014
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