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fucklava

Getting baklava for your partner hoping for it to lead to a hookup.
Guy:
Hey getting some baklava for the misses?

Guy Friend:
Is it baklava or fucklava?

Guy:
Hoping it is fucklava 😉
by jandg4life October 3, 2023
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fuckspace

1. n., Space available for purposes of fucking.

2. n., Location where fucking frequently occurs, a favourite location for fucking, or abode set up for purposes of fucking.

3. n., A term for a fuck buddy, usually female, a person used for sexual intercourse in exclusion to other forms of social intercourse.

4. n., Used as a disparaging term for a worthless, unsuccessful or socially inept person. See: fucktard, fuckwad, asswipe, retard, loser.

Sometimes incorrectly used as synonym for the internet.
1. The toolshed was cramped but offered enough fuckspace for an upright tryst.

2. We stuffed hay in some pillow cases, the roof was leaky and it smelled of horse, but it was our love shack, our very own little fuckspace.

3. What a sweet fuckspace my Alicia is! She's stacked to the rafters.

4. That fuckspace Andy is in the hoosegow again for dealing horse.
by idunnit October 28, 2004
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Fuckwave

An adjective describing an oncoming onslaught of unpleasant duties/situations.
In the weeks of school preceding Summer vacation, a whole fuckwave of final exams await us.
by Conservative Machine June 17, 2011
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fuckstake

The moment you realize hooking up with a specific person was a mistake.
The moment I woke up next to Betty I realized I had made a fuckstake.
by Scoot2491 November 4, 2015
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Fuckaverssary

A fuckaverssary is a year when you and bae fucked for the first time and you didn't date so this is the date that marks the start of your relationship.
You: Happy fuckaverssary Fabi!
him: Uhh... i guess there's gonna be some tension for the coming days
by urbanchick25 June 22, 2016
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suckslave

A person, especially a male, who is very willing to do anything in order to be allowed to suck a cock.
I told Allen he had to prove he was a suckslave by letting three guys gang bang him before I would allow him to suck my cock, and he did it.
by cumgulping.suckslave June 14, 2014
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fuckslime

noun, the sperm
Wilfred made sure Karen was getting enough fuckslime to get pregnant.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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