fuckstick

1) A penis.

2) A buffoon, moron, jerk-off, or idiot.

When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.

The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

carbon fuckprint

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid

After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.

by Loladora February 12, 2009

Fuckkick

To kick one in the head with utmost force and yell fuckkick.

I fuckkicked Ron so hard he shit himself.

by Suckaboylol August 1, 2009

Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

fucktruck

The bus that travels between Harvard University, departing Harvard Square, and Wellesley College. Especially popular on weekend evenings.

Babe, I missed the last fucking fucktruck, I guess we'll have to get down in your room tonight?

by Good Will Hunting November 12, 2011

Fuckdicks

Something to say when you are angry, you can use it anywhere you would use fuck.

Person 1: Dude we have 2 essays due for Humanities tomorrow
Person 2: Fuckdicks!

by sofuckinpissed April 9, 2009

fuckstick

Someone who is being rude, stupid, retarded, or otherwise just really pissing you off.

Dude, don't be a fuckstick!

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007