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fuck tard

Someone who doesn't know how to spell Internet
by fartknocker March 27, 2003
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fuck tard

someone that is annoying or just lame
"god garath ball is a FUCK TARD!"
by FLiX July 3, 2002
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fuck tard

some one who types out a huge ass deffonition for american
by jojo the flying monkey January 4, 2004
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fuck tard

when having sex with a retard then regret it
or a guy that cuts you off
"i cant belive i did that, im such a fuck tard."
or "FUCK TARD!"
by stuntman lou April 16, 2008
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fuck tard

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by John glass January 15, 2005
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fuck tard

caleb is a fuck tard whos hot
by marina April 16, 2005
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Fuck tard

One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.

Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.

Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.

Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
by slamthevag March 28, 2011
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